Article 1468 of eunet.jokes: Path: santra!tut!draken!kth!enea!mcvax!hp4nl!dutrun!rcdsdgx From: rcdsdgx@dutrun.UUCP (Dik Groot) Newsgroups: eunet.jokes Subject: Re: Strange Error Messages Keywords: Philosophy and Computers Message-ID: <561@dutrun.UUCP> Date: 1 Dec 88 09:37:08 GMT References: <7741@boring.cwi.nl> Reply-To: rcdsdgx@dutrun.UUCP (Dik Groot) Distribution: eunet Organization: Delft University of Technology, The Netherlands Lines: 13 - .- .- .- .- .- .- How about this message: (upon scheduling a job named TOMORROW on an IBM370 under MVS: ***TOMORROW HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO JOBCONTROL ERRORS - .- .- .- .- .- .- -- { - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - disclaimer : I usually lie. } Dik Groot, Delft University of Technology, Rekencentrum, DUneT. Postbox 354, 2600 AJ Delft. ptt: (31)-15-781938 fax: (31)-15-786522 BITNET/EARN: RCDSDGX AT HDETUD1 usenet/eunet: rcdsdgx@dutrun