Thanks to gls@hrmso.att.com for sending me a copy of this. Since it's 5 years old, many of you probably haven't seen it before. >From rocksanne!rochester!seismo!lll-crg!lll-lcc!qantel!ihnp4!chinet!nucsrl!naim Tue Sep 16 01:45:44 1986 Path: sunybcs!rocksanne!rochester!seismo!lll-crg!lll-lcc!qantel!ihnp4!chinet!nucsrl!naim From: naim@nucsrl.UUCP (Naim Abdullah) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: errno(2) codes Message-ID: <1110002@nucsrl.UUCP> Date: 16 Sep 86 05:45:44 GMT Organization: Northwestern University Lines: 54 The following was sent to me by a friend who was working at HP during the summer. I am posting it here for the people who missed the USENIX conference and who don't get the HP newsgroups. ============================================================================== At the USENIX Association conference in Atlanta recently a contest was held to invent the most humorous/bizarre/etc UN*X error message of the errno(2) 'EERROR' type. This contest had been tried at an earlier European Users Group meeting, where the winning entry was: ENOTOBACCO Read on an empty pipe You get the idea. A partial [alphabetized] list of 'top(?)' entries from Atlanta [and from several readers of hp.unix] follows; if your pun/wierdness tolerance is low, you may want to abandon ship: EBEFOREI Invalid syntax ECHERNOBYL Core dumped ECRAY Program exited before being run EDINGDONG The daemon is dead EFLAT System needs tuning EGEEK Program written by inept Frat member EIEIO Here-a-bug, there-a-bug, .... EIUD Missing period ELECTROLUX Your code could stand to be cleaned up EMILYPOST Wrong fork END.ARMS.CONTROL Silo overflow ENOHORSE Mount failed ENONSEQUETOR C program not derived from main(){printf("Hello, world");} EWATERGATE Extended tape gap EWOK Aliens sighted EWOK Your code appears to have been stir-fried EWOULDBNICE The feature you want has not been implemented yet And finally, a sort-of 'period piece': EMR.ED A host is a host, From coast to coast And nobody talks to a host that's close, Unless the host that isn't close Is busy, hung, or dead. I would also like this new signal to be supported: SIGNUKE Nuclear event occurred (cannot be caught or ignored :-) ====================================================================== Naim Abdullah Dept. of EECS, Northwestern University, ihnp4!nucsrl!naim -- David J. MacKenzie